Eggnog and Stu on Tour

Hiya Cockers Eggy and Stuie Here.

This morning I could not be arsed to get out of the room so the nog´s went to the pool in the complex.

I stayed in the room and ate hot dogs (with barbacue sauce)

Later we went to the beach and played bat and ball, eggy did a lot of running around I did none just moved as far as my arms reached, I think it was getting on his nerves "fing move", "If you reached a bit more you would of got that"

We then went to the pizza place (the only place we have eaten three time) "we like a lot" The guy there always touched me "He like me a lot".

we then finished the night the only way we could Pepe´s bar I left early so I could go and watch my porn eggy bought for me. "I do like that a lot"

And yes there is fisting in it...WITH NUNS!!!!

Last day tomorrow Plane is not till the evening so we will blog later on before we leave or maybe when we get home.

Adios Cockers from Menorca

P.S. Eggy here, just thought I´d add, the DVD was not mine, we were glancing through the "dodgy" section in a local supermarket, I wanted him to get La Sentamental Nigro, which was about a Nigerian fellow who like to satisfy ladies with his man-cock, up the arse if he could! What was sentimental about that I´m not sure, maybe it´s the way his dead Mother used to like it...maybe thats how he was concieved, I don´t know! Maybe I´ll ask Mrs Nog!

Hi Cockers,

Stuie here again, Nog is on a down now because he is back in work on Thursday (so am I) but he as 4 days to go back to and is not looking forward to it.

myself only 2 then the nice long weekend.

So today Nog and the gang went to the water park (I belive they had a very good time but got in a bit a bother with one of the life gards)

I came here and bloged and later went for a walk to get presents for my Family.

Later we all meet up and went for a meal, I had a mixed grill that nealy killed me again, Nog had these big kebab thinks and em had chicken nugets and mrs nog had a stake.

We then finished the night at pepa´s bar and was in bed for 23:00.

That fucking cock was at it again at 01:45.

Well tomorows the last day I think we are going to the beach.

Adios for now cockers
Stuie out

Hiya Cockers, Stuie here

Last night we all went to bed (separete one´s) around 10:45

I actualy watched a film off my Ipod "In to the Blue" (Not bad)

Then I laid there for around 2 hours, I could hear a lot of coghing from the Nog room (Mr Nog and Em)

Around 2:45 I heard Mr Nog leave his room, I went to his rescue with Strepcels.

Nog had had 1 hours sleep and could not go back, myself and Mrs Nog had had none.

So Me and Nog thought it would be a could idea to go for a walk (to find some cold water) at 3:00am this morning.

The only places open were night clubs. We found a machine which cost us 2 euro´s for a can of water (with what seemed to be a vitimin c tablet in it). I also was in charge of the key and left it on the side in the room so we had to wake Mrs Nog up to let us back in.

The Nog´s got up at 9:20 and have gone to the water park.

With the comment Nog put on the blog yesterday I have not gone (Plus it was 16.50 euros to get in) so I thought I would come here and update you all instead.

o yes I did not get up till 11:30 and the time I got to sleep well, the last time I looked at my clock was 4:48 at around 4:30 I heard a fucking cock singing it´s head off (if I had a gun I would of shoot it)

Bye for now Cockers

Stuie

Hiyya Cockers,

We´re both here have just been to the Chinese banquet to end all chinese banquets, Stuie had to take a massive shit to leave room for beer and Eggy had to puke 3 litres of sweet and sour pork to carry on talking!

Been an effing hot one today, and we mostly kept in the shade, Stuie catching up on the new series of 24 and Me and Mrs Nog hiding in a corner drinking wine out of a carrier bag!

Stuies red bits are pealing and look like a posh bird´s thighs after riding the Swayze for 17 hours SOLID!!!

The machine for air hockey has been out of order for the last few days again but we are saving our Euros for tonight and practising our dance routine for when Stuie....sorry the loser loses!!!!

Tomorrow is water park day, I will get Stuie on a slide if it´s the last thing either me or him do!!!! (Please remember the Simspsons episode where Homer gets stuck in a tube and the fire brigade have to live the tube out for safety after 20 kids get stuck behind him)!

Adios amigoes, see ya tomorrow cockers!!

Eggy and Stu!!!

Hiya Cockers,

Well today we watched Chelsea cheat and then win the FA Cup.

Today I learnt some new swear words curtasy of the Man United Fans Screaming at a 42" Plasma screen.

But what most disturbed me was 2 Chelsea Dobers shouting "Comon Chelsea" and let me tell you these where Queen dobers "Chelsea cheating Queen Dobers"

The Nog Family had a early night 21:00, and I have had a late start got up at 12:00 so I have seen very little.

They have my ticket home must find them.

Bye Cockers
Stuie

Hiya Cockers,

Stuie here, (not sure where nog is) we have not updated this in a few days so let me try to remeber.

Day nine.

Egg and I went to Benebeca (on are own) It was very nice and we had a lovly lisagnea (I know I can not spell)

on the way back I made him listen to some Prog music (he said he like some).

We then came back to complex and picked up the ladies (Mrs Nog and Em) and then went to Mahon, where we had a nice walk down to the harbour (there was 2 very big cruis ships) and we had a very nice meal.

Eggy drove back in the dark (no street lights on the main road) very scary.

Bye cockers
Stuie

Hiya Cockers, Stuie here,

Well today we went to Cal en Bosch,

We found a very nice beach and Nog and I played Bat and Ball on the beach. Unfortunatly it was very sunny and I had forgoten to put any sun block on so the left side of me is very red and the right side of Nog is very red.

This as left the left hand side of my neck very very red, so last night eggy loved every bit of smearing after sun in to my neck, again he was arounsed.

Laters
Stuie

P.S. I had sand in my Ham and in the Donuts.

Hiyya Cockers,

Eggy and Stu here, today Stuie stayed in bed untli about 2pm working off his second mixed grill off, whilst the rest of us got busy getting sunburned!

I have tiger stripes!!!...high five!!!

Done bugger all today to be honest, apart from taking part in a darts match that lasted 3 hours, as no-one could get a double 1!

We saw a really pissed dobber though..RESULT!!!!

See ya tommorrow Cockers!!

We are actually going to do something then!

Eggy and Stu

Hiyya Cockers, Eggy and Stu here:

Tonight we ate at a very nice place Stuie had yet another mixed grill, he is technically obese since this holiday!! Also Eggy and Charlotte ate a massive Shellfish Paella and is the first time I have had the thing I am eating watch me swallow it, very disturbing!!! Damn prawns had it coming!

We also went to a place called Calldeganas where we partook in a round of crazy golf (or Retardation Golf as Stuie kept saying in a Borat accent....high five) Eggnog was easliy winning until he became unstuck on one particular hole and finished on 42 for the one hole! Still beating Stuie who demanded a recount and still lost! RETARDATION!!!!

Unfortunately we seem to have broken the Air hockey table so we have been going undercover and playing stealth like in random bars that we pass, we are currently on Eggnog 10 Stuie 5, so plenty to go for!

The rules have been changed slightly for the loser and it seems because of the size difference between our selves (one undertall and the other overtall) the speedos seem to be a nisht nisht, so we have decided that the loser has to perform a corographed routine in the hotel bar on the final night!! More information to follow, we will both learn the dance and perfect our skills, but then there shall be only one performance, and this will go onto tínternet for your viewing pleasure!!!!

Thanks for reading and please leave any comments you have for us to make this blog even better, please ask anything except how Stuies belly has become ROCK-HARD after eating 2 mixed grills, you dont want to see the results in the morning....wawaweewa!!!!!

Later Dudes,
Eggy and Stu!

Hiya Cockers,

Stuie here,

Well yesterday we had a very nice trip to the cheese factory then to El Toro and finaly to Farnells (we found a very nice bakery) we then sat by the sea and had lunch.

We later went out for a meal, where Eggnog nearly burst, (was very nice, I had a mixed grill for 8.50 euro´s)

when we got back to the room eggnog wanted to belly fight we. I objected but was forced in to a corner where he lifted my t-shirt and made our belly´s touch.

He was arroused.

By for now Cockers

Stuie