Hiyya Cockers, Eggy and Stu here:
Tonight we ate at a very nice place Stuie had yet another mixed grill, he is technically obese since this holiday!! Also Eggy and Charlotte ate a massive Shellfish Paella and is the first time I have had the thing I am eating watch me swallow it, very disturbing!!! Damn prawns had it coming!
We also went to a place called Calldeganas where we partook in a round of crazy golf (or Retardation Golf as Stuie kept saying in a Borat accent....high five) Eggnog was easliy winning until he became unstuck on one particular hole and finished on 42 for the one hole! Still beating Stuie who demanded a recount and still lost! RETARDATION!!!!
Unfortunately we seem to have broken the Air hockey table so we have been going undercover and playing stealth like in random bars that we pass, we are currently on Eggnog 10 Stuie 5, so plenty to go for!
The rules have been changed slightly for the loser and it seems because of the size difference between our selves (one undertall and the other overtall) the speedos seem to be a nisht nisht, so we have decided that the loser has to perform a corographed routine in the hotel bar on the final night!! More information to follow, we will both learn the dance and perfect our skills, but then there shall be only one performance, and this will go onto tνnternet for your viewing pleasure!!!!
Thanks for reading and please leave any comments you have for us to make this blog even better, please ask anything except how Stuies belly has become ROCK-HARD after eating 2 mixed grills, you dont want to see the results in the morning....wawaweewa!!!!!
Later Dudes,
Eggy and Stu!
