Hiyya Cockers,

We´re both here have just been to the Chinese banquet to end all chinese banquets, Stuie had to take a massive shit to leave room for beer and Eggy had to puke 3 litres of sweet and sour pork to carry on talking!

Been an effing hot one today, and we mostly kept in the shade, Stuie catching up on the new series of 24 and Me and Mrs Nog hiding in a corner drinking wine out of a carrier bag!

Stuies red bits are pealing and look like a posh bird´s thighs after riding the Swayze for 17 hours SOLID!!!

The machine for air hockey has been out of order for the last few days again but we are saving our Euros for tonight and practising our dance routine for when Stuie....sorry the loser loses!!!!

Tomorrow is water park day, I will get Stuie on a slide if it´s the last thing either me or him do!!!! (Please remember the Simspsons episode where Homer gets stuck in a tube and the fire brigade have to live the tube out for safety after 20 kids get stuck behind him)!

Adios amigoes, see ya tomorrow cockers!!

Eggy and Stu!!!