Eggnog and Stu on Tour

Hiyya Cockers,

Stuie´s cripling nose aids rendered him useless in the mornng but got round to coming out to play to watch the Formula One in the Afternoon, also stayed to watch the football, had to spend the first 20 minutes explaing how they score goals and why they can´t pick it up, as far as football goes Stuie is retardation!!!!!

Stuie offered to pay for the only meal they managed to make a mistake with and we all got fed and slightly drunk for the price of a pack of peanuts!!!.......nice!!

Stuie would also like to comment on his recent purchase..."I have purchased a MAN BAG, it´s a bit like a handbag for ladies but isn´t honestly! It makes me look masculine and the man about town, think David Niven crossed with Dale Winton and that´s roughly were is stand, proud, with my manbag!"

Dobber count is 35, although we are struggeling to see if we have already counted some...no queens today though!

Air Hockey championship Eggy 9 Stuie 3

Hiyya Cockers, are ya all right loves!

Day three and Stuie stayed in the apartment to contain the disease he contracted from the flight attendant on the way here.

We got the car today, I´ve got blisters from yesterdays walk, and managed to give myself a couple of cuts in my thumb from a broken beer bottle when I was drunk! It wont stop bleeding!

We are currently sat in the hotel lobby watching a kids disco, we have been enjoying songs from cover bands of Aqua, Russ Abbott and (I wonder when) Black Lace (will cover it)!

Stuies dobber count is minimal today, but the Air Hockey championship has swung my way. We are currently on Eggy 7 Stuie 3, come on Stuie in speedos! (NOT LITERALLY, that´d be hideous)

Off now to go to Bingo Woo-hoo Dobbers holding Dobbers..nice....I like!!!

Eggy and Stu

Hiyya Cockers, this is Eggnog, Stuie has come down with a dose of SARRS and is currently incapasitated . So i´m doing this on my own at the moment. Walked to Cutidella (Spelling not correct I know) in searing heat, poor Emily lost a stone in sweat! Found a tapas bar and Stuie ate enough sausages to make Dr.Love envious!

We get the car tomorrow, I hope I can remember how to drive on the wrong side of the road or it might be a very short holiday!

Dobber count:
29 and rising, 2 Queen dobbers (We may have to have a Queen dobber off at the end to see who is champion Queen dobber)

Cock sweat report 9.5 out of 10 today, without a doubt!

Stuarts chapped thighs look like the Singing Detective this afternoon, need to find something thick and creamy to rub on them....hhmmmmm!

Pictures may follow but we are struggeling, maybe one day!

See you tomorrow!

Eggy!

Well it´s getting on for midnight and we are getting ready to go to bed, we narrowly avoided line dancing at the hotel, although I was up for it, Stuie was still getting his leather chaps on...still is! (No I haven´t got any talc!!!).

Have decided to have a play off with each other for Air Hockey over the next 2 weeks, the loser has to wear the Speedos for the last day! We currently stand at Stu 2 Eggy 0 (Shit, better trim the cock-bush..Tina Turner wrote a song about the limits of my cock-bush).

Should have pics up tomorrow, maybe! If all goes to plan!

Stuies shelf (BELLY) got slightly burned, he wont be resting his pies on it tomorrow as a mark of respect!

See ya tomorrow Cockers!

Eggy and Stu

Hiyya Cockers, thought we´d start a quick holiday blog for all of our fans missing us while we´re on Tour spreading the word of the Swayze and Cock love!!!

Eggy´s cock sweat report:

Mild, to damp!

Stuies Dobber count:

17 and rising! 1 Queen dobber!

Stuie graced us with a pool side semi strip, his legs are gonna bake and his torso will look like the Pilsbury Dough Boy, Eggy was given a pair of SPEEDOS for his birthday and gave Stuie a Tina Turner style private dance late on in the night!

When we work out how to get pictures on the blog we will until then please imagine Rick Waller in a toga!

See ya later Cockers!

Eggy and Stu